Not only am I still not dead, I'm still writing the odd piece of erotica!
The latest thing I've put together, and am willing to publish, is a piece based on some art by the infamous, and awesome, Boeserwolf. He has been drawing busty beauties in a variety of cannibal adventures for ages now, and they're all so damnably eager to be meat.
This piece of his is not one of his typical works, but it amused me and my inner D&D brain enough that I had to come up with a story for it. When I did, I shared it with him and he was amused enough to encourage me to post it and is even ok with his artwork being associated with it.
So, without much more ado, the story:
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"Shhh! Shhhh..." The green-skinned goblin babe shushed her busty, red-haired compatriot as they hunkered down inside the snug wall, near the waist-height hole.
"Why sis?" The red-haired goblin giggled. "Hiding in the wall of this music-dance-party place like this is silly."
"No, it isn't Ranja." The purple-haired goblin retorted, frowning. "It's a brilliantly sneaky plan and a great way to harvest some human meat."
"With a hole? In a wall? Into a place humans have their music-dance-parties? It doesn't even make sense Darka!" The redheaded Ranja protested, gesturing at the 6" across round hole in the wooden wall that opened into a noisy party full of dancing humans.
"What you don't understand Ranja," the purple-haired Darka explained, "is that humans love to stick their dicks in things."
"...what?"
"They do!" Darka exclaimed, holding up fingers. "Buckets of cream, goats," she started ticking off her fingers as she listed things, but was interrupted as her fire-haired sister grabbed her arm and thrust a finger at the hole in the wall.
Through which was thrust a great big, meaty, human cock & balls.
"See!" Darka grinned, scampering to one side of the impressive package and licking her lips. "Now, let's get it nice and big..." She cooed, gently caressing it with her delicate hands.
"Oooh! Oh, it is a nice big one!" Ranja blurted, groping her own large, bare, breasts with one hand as she stepped up and joined her sister in stroking the swelling human cock.
As the pair stroked and caressed the thick cock, moans of pleasure were heard from the far side of the wall and it continued swelling up to an even more impressive girth and length. Which, given the goblins' 3' stature, was absolutely huge in comparison.
"Yes, yes, perfect! Now, hold it steady..." Darka cooed, drawing a large blade as her sister continued stroking the great, pink, cock.
"Mmm... Oh, it's such a juicy piece of meat!" Ranja moaned, tugging and pulling to get as much of the huge cock & full balls through the hole as possible. She was aided by the cock itself, the huge shaft throbbing and pulsing hotly in her hands, seemingly eager to thrust itself through the hole and into the space inside the wall.
"And it's OURS!" Darka cried, swinging her gleaming blade down and hacking into the base of the rock-hard cock.
The blade cut deep into the thick, meaty, cock. A cry rose up from the far side of the wall and blood spurted from the wound. Ranja leapt at the cock, wrapping her arms around it and clutching it tight as her sister hauled the blade back for another chop.
Clutching the huge cock, Ranja's eyes bulged as the bulbous, reddish, head swelled and clear fluid oozed from the tip of the massive member.
Then her sister's blade came down again and hacked into the base of the thick cock - chopping more than halfway through the pulsing shaft of meat.
The massive shaft thrummed hotly in Ranja's grip and, to her surprise, did not pull back. Instead it surged mightily, thrusting forward and pumping cum up and into the snug space in the wall even as her purple-haired sister hacked into it with her blade again and again and again.
Blood sprayed wildly, copper-scenting the air as Darka continued chopping into the red meat of the huge cock. Even the girth of the thick member couldn't stand up to the goblin blade and, in short moments, it wobbled and tumbled down across Ranja's shoulder.
"Hold the balls!" Darka hissed, blood and cum spattered across her face as she kept chopping.
Nodding, Ranja grabbed the meaty orbs of the human testicles and pulled them hard as Darka's blade flew and, on the other side of the wall, the human groaned and cried out as their meaty package was hacked off.
Then, with a final chop, Darka chopped the big, pink, human testicles free.
Ranja stumbled back, thudding into the other side of the small space in the wall, still clutching the great big cock and balls as the human's bloody crotch pulled back from the hole in the wall.
There was a moment of silence, save the raucous human music.
"It worked!" Darka cried, bloody face split in a triumphant grin as she held her blade aloft.
"I-it... it did!" Ranja admitted, blinking as she ogled the great big cock & balls they had claimed.
"And..." Darka leaned up to the hole in the wall and peered through it. "...the human is stumbling away and... yes! Falling to the ground on their face. The other humans have noticed, but seem to think they've had too much of the funny-dizzy-drink!"
"So... do we need to run?" Ranja asked from where she was busily binding & trussing the severed cock & balls.
"Ummm... no. Not yet. We may still claim anoth-" Darka was suddenly knocked back as a long, tanned, cock thrust into her face and sent her sprawling.
Ranja blinked for a second, then pointed and laughed shrilly at her downed sister.
"Shut up you fool! Hold that cock steady!" Darka barked, face flush with embarrassement as she scrambled to recover her blade.
Nodding, Ranja leapt at the new cock and began stroking the long, tanned, shaft. To her delight it grew impressively and was swiftly joined by a pair of ripe testicles.
"Mmm... Human testicles are my favourite meat." Ranja cooed, licking her lips as she ogled the firm pair.
"Then make sure to hold them steady once I begin chopping." Darka hissed, slipping into position next to the increasingly-erect cock and its accompanying balls.
"Mmhmm..." Ranja purred, caressing and gently pulling on the full spheres with one hand as she licked and stroked the rock-hard cock with her other.
"That's it... ready... now!" Darka barked, swinging her blade down and hacking deep into the root of the meaty member.
Ranja grunted as the huge dick surged in her grip, the firm shaft throbbing and swelling hotly as Darka brought her blade down for a second meaty chop. Blood pumped from the ragged, growing, wound as Darka chopped a third time and Ranja cooed eagerly as the tanned cock surged, balls churning, and started pumping cum wildly as it was savagely severed.
"Gah! Yes!" Darka cried as her blow carved through the last of the meaty shaft, leaving it hanging from scraps of skin and bleeding heavily.
"The testicles!" Ranja cried, clutching the firm spheres and pulling them tight to give Darka a good target. "Chop them!"
Darka nodded, gritted her pointy teeth, and hacked away - taking one, two, and then a third chop to whack the ripe balls free.
Ranja squealed in delight as she tumbled back from the wall, clutching the tanned testes and their attached cock. She swiftly bound & tidied the bloody package before setting it down next to the big, pink, set.
Darka, meanwhile, looked through the hole in the wall and tapped one tooth thoughtfully.
"Do we run now?" Ranja asked, glancing at the
"Um... no? The humans seem to be... laughing? And... daring each other to thrust their delicious dicks into he-Oh!" With gasp, Darka leapt aside as a great, big, cock thrust through the hole.
The thick shaft was veiny and so engorged with arousal that the bulbous head was drooling pre-cum as the massive dick, inches bigger than either of the severed pair, throbbed meatily.
"This one... seems eager to be harvested?" Darka muttered, bringing her blade up and resting it against the base of the rock-hard cock.
"Wait!" Ranja blurted, scampering up to the hole and frowning at how the impressive-looking testicles hanging below the huge member were still on the other side of the wall. Biting her lip she reached one green-skinned hand through the hole and tugged at the scrotum.
As Ranja pulled on the large testicles there was a grunt from the far side of the wall. Then the human with the humongous erection pulled back slightly, shifting to let Ranja pull their huge orbs through the hole.
"There!" Ranja declared, pulling the meaty pair through and smiling as they dangled juicily in front of her face. Giggling she leaned in and nuzzled her face against the huge testicles, licking and nibbling them as she squeezed them with her hands.
"Mmm... Those are ni-Ah!" Darka smiled as, testicles added to the menu, the huge cock thrust back into place beneath her chopping blade. The meaty shaft pulsed, thick and hard, as she stared at it and licked her lips.
"Can we take this one too?" Ranja cooed, caressing the engorged cock and heavy balls.
"Yes, yes we can." Darka nodded, stroking the underside of the shaft with one hand as she brought her blade up.
Growling, she swung.
The huge cock shuddered as Darka hacked at it - blade swinging wildly and chopping into the base of the meaty shaft. As she did it surged, a geyser of blood-tinged cum erupting from the thick tip as the huge member was slowly, messily, chopped-off.
Smiling and hugging the shuddering balls as she watched cum pump from the huge cock, Ranja ran her tongue up the great big balls and planted a kiss on the meaty shaft.
"Mind your face." Darka warned, blood trickling down her as she paused hacking away at the base of the big cock. "Or I'll make a mess of it."
"Do it! I want blood all over me!" Ranja grinned toothily, mashing her face in close to the bloody wound Darka was chopping at.
Giving a toothy grin, Darka chopped into the red meat of the shuddering cock - sending rich, red, pumping wildy and spattering across Ranja's smiling face.
"Ya-glumph!" Ranja grinned, her eager cry muffled by a face-full of cock as the meaty shaft tumbled down to smack her in the face.
"Ha-ha!" Darka laughed, pointing at her green-skinned sister.
"You're just jealous." Ranja giggled. "Now chop off the balls!" She urged, clutching the ripe pair and pulling them to stretch out the scrotum into prime position to get chopped.
Darka furrowed her brow in concentration as she swung - her blade hacking into the base of the big, human, testicles as she chopped the meaty pair once, twice, then freed them from their owner to send Ranja stumbling back, clutching the hefty pair.
As Ranja stumbled away from the hole, Darka peered through and gasped.
"Hunh?" Ranja asked as she bound the base of the meaty cock & balls.
"They... are having lots of the funny-fizzy-drink and... laughing at the human you chopped those from. Who is bleeding on the floor."
"Laughing? How badly bleeding?"
"Remember that pig we slaughtered last year? More." Darka muttered. "Oh! Now they are slamming their funny-fizzy-drink cups on the table and... one of them is coming this way!"
"Auck! Do we run?" Ranja asked, indicating their hunting-pole with the severed cocks & balls dangling from it.
"Yes, we sh-wait, the human is pulling out their-gah!" Darka blurted, scrambling back from the hole as the bulbous tip of a thick, ruddy, cock thrust through.
The thick dick shifted around briefly as its associated balls were thrust through, then it plunged erectly into the cramped space with the 3' goblins.
"Oh! Another!" Ranja gasped eagerly. "Quick, chop it before these stupid humans realize they're losing their meat to us!"
Without a word, Darka swung her blade into the base of the thick dick.
Blood spurted as the blade chopped deep into the meaty flesh with a satisfying noise.
The thick dick surged as it was chopped-into, shuddering like a mighty tree as the bulbous head swelled and veins pulsed along the meaty shaft.
Leaping in, Ranja clutched the dangling balls and eagerly licked the underside of the great big cock - cooing in delight as she tasted the precum dribbling down the rock-hard shaft.
Darka grinned as she continued swinging - chopping into the base of the cock again and again.
Each blow set the huge dick to shuddering until, with a lurch, it pumped blood-tinged cum into the air.
"Oh! YES! I love feeling them blow!" Ranja cried, gripping the shaft and eagerly pressing her face to the pulsing underside as cum coursed through it.
Another swing from Darka severed the huge cock, leaving it in Ranja's grip, then she hacked into the ripe balls as Ranja pulled them in, leaving them perfectly positioned to be chopped-off.
Two, three, and then a fourth meaty-sounding swing chopped the trapped balls free and left Ranja lurching back with them in her grip.
Swiftly grabbing rope, Ranja bound the newly severed package and tied it to their increasingly-packed hunting-pole.
"Today is a good hunt! Our trap is working very well on these foolish, funny-fizzy-drink consuming humans!"
"Yes! It is amazi-Oh!" Ranja blinked and pointed as a dick, long & slender, thrust through with a strand of fine, white, rope already half-wrapped around the base of the finely-detailed cock and pale testicles.
"Uhhh..."
"Oh, it's an elven cock!" Darka blurted, eyes wide. "Quick, use the rope to tie it up!"
Ranja quickly grabbed the slender, white, rope and began winding it, tighly, around the base of the elven cock & balls. To her surprise she heard moans of pleasure from the far side of the wall and the elven cock & balls were thrust through the hole, almost eagerly, swelling erectly as the rope was used to bind and trap the fine meat of the impressive package.
"Oh yes... Excellent Ranja, elf meat is prized!" Darka cooed, drawing her blade and readying to strike. "Hold them tight!"
"Stupid elves and their tiny testicles..." Ranja grumbled, scowling at the pert, not plump, balls hanging below the slender elven cock. Pulling on the slim rope to keep tension, she leaned over and slurped the head of the gorgeous elven cock into her mouth. Moaning in pleasure at the flavour, Ranja bit down with her sharp teeth and grinned as she heard a cry of protest.
Then Darka's blade swung down and chopped into the root of the trapped elven cock.
It throbbed and spurted cum as Darka's blade chopped nearly halfway through the erect shaft.
Ranja's eyes went wide as her mouth was filled, then she moaned as she tasted the fine flavour of the elven cum.
"Delicious isn't it?" Darka smiled as she kept chopping at the pulsing cock & balls.
"Ohhh... Oh gosh..." Ranja moaned, slumping to the floor with cum dribbling from the corner of her mouth as the flavour overwhelmed her.
"The meat is even better. Now, pull them tight so I can finish chopping them!"
Scrambling to her feet, Ranja wiped the dribble of cum into her mouth with one hand then grabbed the slender rope around the elven cock & balls and pulled tight as Darka readied to swing again.
Slashing her blade down into the base of the elven cock & balls, Darka grinned savagely as a second, third, then a fourth vicious blow chopped the slender package from its previous owner.
"S-so the meat is even tastier?" Ranja asked as she swiftly bound the severed elven cock & balls to their hunting-pole.
"Yes, it's utterly delicious! We should pack up and flee before the humans realize what we're doing and come for u-"
Darka's urging was cut short as a great, thick, cock thrust through the hole and slammed into the side of her head - bouncing her dome off the far wall and leaving her collapsing to the ground.
"Darka!" Ranja gasped, then her gaze drew to the meaty cock, which had a scrap of paper tied to the shaft, then further down to watch the cock's full balls get forced through the hole with a medley of lusty grunts.
"Unnnh..." Darka groaned, clutching her head and slowly starting to rise.
"Oh, phew! Also," Ranja plucked the paper from the thick shaft, "it has some paper with words on it that say..." She furrowed her brow. "Gr8 game, vryboddy luvs yt! Kum bak next weak? Also, plz help yrself to mi cock & balls. I howp they'r tasti!"
"Wh-wha?..." Darka muttered groggily.
"Oh wow! They, um, enjoyed having us chop off their cocks & balls?"
"Wh-wha?..." Darka muttered groggily.
"They, um also want us back next week?"
"Wh-wha?..." Darka muttered groggily.
"And," Ranja patted the huge cock thrust through the hole, "they say we can chop this one too!"
"...is there more?"
"No, that's it." Ranja checked the back of the scrap of paper and shrugged. "But... good, yes?"
"Bashed head is bad, but... more cockmeat is good! And, if they like losing their juicy dicks..." Darka licked her lips as she ogled the hefty cock thrusting through the hole in the wall.
"And balls! The best!" Ranja cooed, stroking the full, hairless, pair dangling below the erect cock.
"Let's see if really like it, or if bait for trap." Darka purred, collecting her knife. "We is ready to run?"
Darka nodded, pointing at the well-trussed cocks & balls tied to their long stick and ready to be hauled away.
"Good. We can run if trap." Darka smiled toothily. "Hold it steady, I'm going to do this slowly."
Ranja nodded, clutching the thick cock and moaning hungrily as she grabbed & groped the huge balls dangling below it.
Then Darka began slicing. Slow, steady, strokes as she cut into the base of the erect cock and started to slice it free.
As Ranja stroked the huge cock it throbbed, as though eager to be chopped and claimed as nothing but ripe meat, and she grinned.
"They do want it! Look!"
"Yes! More cock meat!" Darka chortled, increasing the speed of her slicing and carving into the base of the full balls as well. With eager strokes she quickly had the cock & balls half-severed and pumping blood.
Then the half-sliced cock throbbed, pulsed, and Ranja gasped in delight as it began pumping cum wildly as Darka continued slicing.
"Yes! Yes! Juicy cockmeat for us!" Ranja cooed, tightening her grip on the thick cock & balls as Darka drew near to slicing them off.
"Ha-ha!" Darka crowed as her final stroke sliced the meaty package free of its owner. "Now tie it and let's run - they may change their minds!"
"Yes, yes." Ranja nodded, swiftly tying the newly severed cock & balls to their hunting-pole.
"Quick! Quick!" Darka called, waving Ranja to follow her into the tunnel exit.
"But... next week. We come back, yes?"
"For hunting this good? Yes!"
"Mwa-ha! Excellent! More ripe balls for dinner!"
Laughing, the green-skinned goblins scampered off down the dark tunnel and back to the hidden goblin warrens filled with their hungry ilk.
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