Monday, 22 July 2013

Works In Progress (constantly updated...)

I'm going to do something absolutely idiotic here.

Which is incredibly different from everything else I do on this blawg as I'm sure you're all aware...

What I'm going to do is post a list of what I'm writing right now and how far along each item is.

If you revisit this page, you'll be able to stalk, er track, me and my writing. That, plus the odd reminder email to me at FrictionByBill@gmail.com, should help keep the progress rolling.

Works In Progress list:
Eatit 2 (Diner story with images) - 90%
Fundraising (Cheerleaders vs. The Wall) - 40% (Breaking it into chapters = necessary)
Drow Booth (Fantasy Faire archery booth story) - 5%
Fishworld Staff (Fishworld - behind the scenes!) - 40%
Beachy (Beach full of gunfire and cooking) Ch 1 & 2 done, Ch 3 - 20%
Party Whackum (Debreasting house party) Ch 1 & 2 done, Ch 3 - 30%
House Special (Busty restaurant, multiple-choice ending) Intro done, 5/10 endings done
Derby Roller Battle (Lethal roller derby) - 15%
Game Time (Team-based violent game, m/f) - 40%
Game Fun (Violent Quiz Game, m/f) - 20%
Infinity Gallery (Carnival Girl-Shooting Fun) - 50%
Fishworld 2 (Fish eating girls) - 90%
Challenge (Debreasting) - 30%
Fly Time (Edible stewardesses) - 30%
Chopper Crew (Girl meat harvesting - jungle trip) Intro done, Segments... 50%
Chess (Chess with living m/f pieces) - 60%
Gore Racing League (Vehicles & Violence) - 30%
Buff Butchering (Buff girls getting carved up) - 15%
Buff Waitress (Buff waitress gets carved) - 60% 
Fishing Party (Tit-mutilation party) - 30%
Popper Tag (Girls playing a game. Tag = popped!) - 30%
Boobfish 3 (Fish that eat boobs) - 30%
Party (Debreasting house party) - 10%
Tender Meat (Fairy Faire - Massages & Murder) - 30%
Fuckfight (Two teams, orgasm control vs. gunfire, m/f) - 30%
Got MMORPG (Turn-based fantasy videogame, girls vs. goblins & monsters) - 30%
Halloween Party Project (Halloween party mayhem) - 30%
Bikini Bash (Superheroine meat BBQ auction) - 20%
Multishred (Meat Party, but with guys) - 40%
Supervillain Diner (Supergirls on the menu) - 30%
Wall Game (Babe vs. Babe - Win by losing!) - 20%
Wall Stories (So many boobs. So many stories.) - ???

I think that's everything but I may be missing a story or two.

Want to see something done? Shoot me a message about it!

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Tit Strain Stories

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Sunday, 21 July 2013

Gurochan vs. Google vs. Lawnmowers

Today is the first day in a long time where I've sat down and, well, blogged.

Y'know, like how those attention-seeking douchebags do it on the internets.

Yay me?

I'm also working on rounding up all my writing so there will be a central repository for it that isn't behind a google-proof wall.

On that note, one outlet that has worked for me in the past has been posting to the Gurochan Literature* board. Like I recently did with this story: Videogame 2

But, it seems that things drop off of that and vanish in fairly short order. This is why the above story is "Videogame 2" but I haven't got a link to "Videogame" on Gurochan, just on the DGF (here btw: Videogame)

So, while it's nice to be able to post to a fairly public site, I would prefer a more robust host that won't freak out the first time I post a story about girls getting their boobs torn off with a lawnmower.

Oh, right, I haven't finished that one... Give me a minute!

...aaand... Posted! Enjoy: Friction By Bill Story - Lawn Party - Mower

Cheers,
Bill

**Snerk!* I can't believe it got called that. Nothing I post there is nearly that classy!

Story Index

I have written a considerable number of stories. Hundreds of pages worth actually.

Mostly along the themes of Cannibalism, Debreasting, Vore and Death Pr0n. My writing is a bit odd in that 99% of the characters (both girls and boys) are fully consenting, even eager, in their involvement. Even when it costs them some of their favourite bits at the hands of meat slicers, knives or the occasional tank full of piranha.

Interested? Great! Me too - that's why I do all this writing.

I have moved my index from this post to a static page:


Blip of Inspiration

What drives my writing is inspiration - a single idea that grabs me and spirals off into the depths of my imagination.

These aren't always big ideas. Sometimes it's the simplest ones that inspire the greatest flights of fancy.

Yesterday the idea that came my way was:

"Have you thought of maybe a Musical Chairs party game with girls and a popper for the loser?"

And that was enough to drag my mind back into a happy space full of ideas for more stories. This is good because so much of late has had me focusing on the day-to-day without the energy or inspiration to write.

For those who don't know, a Popper is a device about the size and shape of a billy-club. It has a few buttons on the handle and, when thrust into the depths of a curvy girl's cleavage, the buttons will unfurl a set of blades under the girl's ripe breasts and then snap them up through the girl's boobs and back into the Popper shaft - slicing the girl's boobs right off.

It is, according to, well, me "A fantastic new way to pop your favorite girl's tits off, or to have your own popped, anywhere and anytime! Just slide it in and, with the press of two buttons, those luscious globes will be sliced clean off."

I wrote a fairly kinky debreasting story about it that you can find here: Poppers

If you like my writing, do a starving* artist a favour and try out that 'Flatter' button below.

Cheers,
Bill

*Lie. Thanks to the miracle of credit card debt, I'm actually fairly well-fed.
In a bit of terrifying news today, if you Google for "Friction By Bill" you get a bunch of Bill Nye videos on the science of friction.

Poor bastard...

Oh, in other news, I've been running something vorish over at DeviantArt's Vore House group.

I call it "Model Roundup" and it's about a bunch of models getting voted off the island but, when the model gets voted off, she gets 'et by a critter of some sort.

Some of the girls like this, some hate it, some are undecided. And there is drama. Plus guns.

I am also working on something that will let me make a bit of money from my writings. Mostly so I can commission artist to illustrate my works actually. *fingers crossed*

Friday, 10 August 2012

Hello World, I'm a Pervert

Hello world,

I'm a pervert with a passion for writing stories.

Most of my works are pornographic by nature and some of them are fairly well-known in the small niche I call home.

I've decided to start blogging because ideas for stories and the like keep burbling up to the top of my brain and I want somewhere to post them where people can find them without me having to re-post them to various messageboards and the like.

Also, this way people can find me in a central location without me having to go through all the hassle of making a website.

As a note, I plan to set up a micro transaction system and use it to sell my finished stories in reader-compatible formats. I will likely incorporate that into my blog here but I'm curious about what everybody thinks of the idea - speak up and let me know!

Cheers,
Bill