Dzgith's Underdark Diner

W.T.F. is a Dzgith?

Uh, well, it's a he, nominally, but not really. Illithid, purple, about 6' tall, tentacles... Um, here's a link to help you out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illithid (D&D geeks can skip right to the story)

Ok, so this is a bit of an odd one and I'll apologize for the 'tease' factor in advance.

What's the tease factor?

The tease is that I've written all four endings but they are locked away in the DGF City Council.

Now, I have posted two publicly (links at the bottom!) and will post ONE MORE based on the feedback here. But but I'm only going to post the one that gets the most votes.

So, that said, here's the tale. Enjoy. Or don't! (It's up to you, really it is ;o) )

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Dzgith's facial tentacles writhed in eager anticipation as he slid noiselessly into the busy diner.

"Dzgith! Welcome back." Called the slender drow beauty behind the front desk. "Come on in, let me find you a table near the stage..." The busty girl said, her long white ponytail swaying as she slipped out from behind the counter and took the purple-skinned illithid by the hand.

"Mrmshlll... You shzmell good Vellishia..." Dzgith muttered, the teeth of his circular maw rasping eagerly as he pulled the tall drow in close and caressed her head with one tentacle.

"Mmm... I'm glad you like..." Vellishia moaned, nipples stiffening as waves of psychic hunger washed over her, making her more pliant and receptive to the illithid's hunger. A sidelong glance from one of the helmeted guards in the diner made her catch herself in the act of letting Dzgith pull her head close to his drooling maw. With a reluctant shudder she pulled back, an apologetic smile crossing her gorgeous face. "Sorry Dz, I'm off-menu tonight. But, wait 'til you meet the girls - management has everybody studying hard!"



"Hrmmm?..." Dzgith hummed curiously.

"Yeah! I'm reading up on ancient amazon battle strategies - it's really exciting!" Vellishia grinned as she lead Dzgith past a table where a corpulent illithid had a gorgeous drow on each side of his bulk and was pulling the giggling girls close to his drooling maw with his powerful tentacles. "Oh Gorzhha, such a pig!" Vellishia whispered as she guided Dzgith into a comfortable seat with an excellent view of the dancing stage.

"Danzhers soon?..." Dzgith asked in his guttural gurgling speech.

"Oh yes! Mageetha is coming out soon. She's been reading all kinds of books on duergar architecture - just send my brain a tickle if she strikes your fancy." Vellishia grinned. "But, I've got to dash - I'll be back in just a minute and I'll make sure the girls all come by to say hi."

As Vellishia wove her way through the diner back Dzgith glanced around with interest at the tables full of underdark inhabitants. A trio of duergar were dining on a roasted leg, likely elven from the pale complexion. Next to them a tentacle rose up from a burbling pool as an Aboleth scooped a chunk of raw meat from a platter. Two tables over, a pair of elaborately dressed drow ladies were cackling with delight as a tray with a selection of purple-skinned steaks was brought out to them by a curvy drow waitress. Marching from table to table with a tray of drinks, a tall amazonian human girl, bald save for a bright red topnot and dressed in barely a loincloth, paused to display her toned body and heavy breasts to a pair of minotaurs.

A crunching noise and burst of mental pleasure drew Dzgith's attention from the dwarf to Gorzhha. Dzgith smiled as he watched the thick illithid crunch through the skull of one of his two girls and noisily devour her quivering brain. As her coworker was greedily consumed, the second serving girl moaned excitedly, grinding her body against Gorzhha and thrusting her head towards his maw with a desperate need.

"Dzgith... Vellishia told me you were here. How are you doing you sly devil? In the mood for some dwarven religious chants? I've been reading up on all the classics..." Purred a slim drow beauty with a plump pair of purple breasts. The gorgeous elven girl was clad in a tiny black thong and a chainmail bikini top that cupped and supported her bust but did nothing to conceal her smooth skinned breasts and erect nipples. The girl smiled as she rubbed her nubile body against Dzgith, moaning with pleasure as one of his strong tentacles caressed her head.

"Jallia... Schmells delizziuz..." Dzgith muttered, drooling as he fondled the eager girl.

"Mmm... thanks... Well, I need to run but maybe I'll see you later - just let Vellishia know if you'd like to see me." Jallia slowly pried herself from his grip and winked as she sauntered off.

*ahem* coughed the muscular human girl. "Hi, I'm new but Vellishia told me I should introduce myself." She said, setting her drink tray aside and posing to show Dzgith her toned body. "I've got great muscle tone, but you're more interested in a bit of something else aren't you?" She asked, grinning as she stroked her shiny head, leaning it toward the illithid's writhing tentacles.

Dzgith murmured happily as he reached two tentacles out and caressed the beautiful girl's skull, drawing a moan of anticipation from her as his hunger pangs caressed her mind.

"Ohhh... So, I've been reading about cave networks - pathways, maps, geology and so forth..." The amazon muttered, nipples stiffening atop her tingling breasts as her firm globes rose and fell with each panting breath. "I, um, I hate to interrupt you but I need to finish delivering these drinks..." She muttered, licking her lips as Dzgith released his grip. "My name's Zana... Make sure you let Vellishia know if that's your flavor of choice..." She finished, a grin on her flush face as she collected her tray and carried on.

"Oooh... Dzgith... baby..." Cooed a sultry voice. Dzgith turned in time to find a large pair of purple breasts, bare save for metal discs over the nipples, thrust in his face. He reflexively lashed out with his tentacles, roughly grabbing the smooth orbs and squeezing them. "OHhh... I love it when you do that..." Moaned the busty drow as her tender globes bulged in the grip of Dzgith's tentacles.

Looking up, Dzgith found himself staring at a gorgeous drow girl, her lush lips curled into a smile as he slowly released her bust.

"I heard you were here tonight," the gorgeous drow purred as she leaned into Dzgith and ground her lush breasts and trim body into his, "and wanted to let you know that I've been reading all kinds of naughty things... The kama sutra, the drow book of loving lashes, an elven tome on lovemaking... Mmm! Sex, sex and more sex! My brain is just packed full of writhing kinky thoughts..." She slid off of Dzgith and took a deep breath, smiling proudly as her bust rose and fell. "You let Vellishia know if you want me to blow your mind." She grinned as she turned and slunk away, her curvy hips swaying seductively as she left.

In the midst of collecting his thoughts, Dzgith heard an excited rumble from the crowd as a tall slim drow beauty stepped onto the stage to the accompaniement of music with a pulsing base beat. The drow beauty smiled proudly as she writhed on the stage, running her hands along her toned body and full breasts - tweaking the black leather she wore. With a graceful spin she launched into a gyrating dance atop the stage, bumping and grinding with the music as she paraded her agile form around for the pleasure of the audience.

"Mmm... Isn't Iniya gorgeous?" Vellishia muttered as she slunk up next to Dzgith, eyes on the erotic moves of the drow on stage as she wrapped herself around the brass pole and spun.

"Mrmshhh..." Dzgith muttered, admiring the show.

"Oh, she's been studying too - lots of advanced mathematics and arcane runes." Vellishia added. "Oh! And I have some great news..." She grinned, glancing around before leaning in to whisper in Dzgith's ear. "We had a big order come in and snap up all the spare girls, including Mageetha, and everybody is on-menu now. So, if you want a little something special from me..." She teased, wiggling her eyebrows.

A sudden burst of applause from the diner crowd pulled both their gazes to the stage as the slim drow dancer peeled her top off, flinging it into the audience as she proudly bared the twin globes of her purple breasts. She beamed as she spun, chest thrust out, and drank in the applause.

"I love her tits!" Vellishia blurted, applauding the gorgeous dancer before turning back to Dzgith and pulling out her notepad. "So... Have you got a dinner selection? I'm afraid table seven," Vellishia indicated where the floating bulk of a beholder was licking its toothy maw as it gazed down at Jallia, splayed naked across the table and looking up with trembling anticipation, "has snagged Jallia. But, the rest of us girls are all waiting eagerly for you to choose..."

The menu selections are:
Laeza - The purring voluptuous drow beauty.
Zana - A northlands human barbarian.
Iniya - The graceful dancer on the stage.
Vellishia - Curvy and luscious, the diner manager (for now!)
Tasco - A buff guy with a special treat. (by request for REd) 

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So there we go. The linked ones have already been posted to different places. With that in mind, speak up about who you want to see 'et and I'll post that ending in a few days - my schedule depending.